I just ordered a pink suit

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 02/03/2015 at 12:54 • Filed to: None

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Just thought you all should know. Hopefully I can get it to fit, I'm small and their sizing is kind of wonky.

ttyymmnn > Alfalfa 02/03/2015 at 12:57

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1984 called....

My citroen won't start > Alfalfa 02/03/2015 at 12:57

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You should all buy Oppo suits and meet up somewhere "Oppofest 2016"

T5Killer > Alfalfa 02/03/2015 at 12:59

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Ha we should hang out, I have a white suit with a tie and pocket square in that exact pink.

The '80s are back!

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Alfalfa 02/03/2015 at 13:08

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/we-all-need-to…

Haha, yes! You lived up to your word!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > T5Killer 02/03/2015 at 13:10

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I'll bring the car, you bring the cocaine.

Alfalfa > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 02/03/2015 at 13:13

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Damn straight! I would have linked in the OP, but I was lazy and wanted to go to lunch.

Leadbull > ttyymmnn 02/03/2015 at 13:33

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I picked up

Said hello

He said "hey, I'm 1984"

I said "wat"

"I'm 1984, like the year"

"Ok, what are you trying to sell me?"

"Cocaine"

"Sorry, I only get my coke from 1985"

"Why?"

"Because I like Bowling for Soup"

"No they suck, buy some coke from me"

"You suck, the Mercury Sable wasn't even around in '84"

[hangs up]

1984 looks me up on White Pages

Came knockin' on the door

I said "what the heck are you lookin' for?"

1984 looked me in the eye

Said "I got you some paradise white"

I told him "no thanks, I'm straight edge"

He then pulled out a hammer of sledge

I popped a cap and closed the door

1984 don't exist no more

T5Killer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/03/2015 at 14:32

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You are a man with a plan!